Troy ^ Troy = Troy



My lyrics suck, but everyone else's suck more
Troy sucks more than anyone's lyrics

Troy doesn't know a thing or two.
He doesn't even know anything.

He can't feel my miniscule rape-stick,
But he can feel my fist.

Does fist rhyme with stick?
I think so...

Anyway, I cannot fathom what it would be like
To have the knowledge of one Troy.
The complement of all knowledge.

I want to rape a Lardy mass of flesh named Troy.
I want to rape him with poker tonight.
Or as Troy would say: "Lololololololololololololololol"

But in the eyes of the Troy,
Naught but the present is experienced.

If Troy cannot know, then how can Troy be so smart.
He is probably a cheater.

I lied. My lyrics don't suck. They are clearly the best.
As evidenced by my unmatched reviews.

Troy is not from Churrigueresque.
Where is Krank?
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Submitted on May 30, 2013

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme XX XA BX BX XCX CXX CX XX XX AA
Closest metre Iambic pentameter
Characters 781
Words 146
Stanzas 10
Stanza Lengths 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2

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